Five songs that will make you feel better about stupid boys

 Disclaimer: heres a lil throw back to some timeless songs that will get you feelin good again. ALSO, im not always this dramatic ;D hehe xoxo

1. Beware- Big Sean

“You should beware, beware, beware of a woman with a broken heart.”

Well said Sean.

The Female species is a loving and compassionate kind, UNLESS of course you break their heart. You see, women have friends. Lots of them. And their friends don't like to see them sad. So really the song should say, "You should beware, beware, beware of a woman with a broken heart's friends, cause they gonna kill you." If you have ever come home and found your windows sopping with egg yoke, toilet paper gracefully draped across your trees, saran wrap pulled tightly around your car, and/or baseball sized holes in your windows... it most likely wasn't the girl you broke up with but her friends. She was probably sitting in her friend's car eating Ben and Jerris and laughing as she watched though.

2. Too Little Too Late- JoJo

“It’s just too little too late, a little too wrong, and I can’t wait. You know all the right things to say, you know it’s just too little too late.”

Now this is your run-around-the-house-singing-along-at-the-top-of-your-lungs song.  Trust me, it is relieving. Not much to say other than that.

3. Someone Else- Miley Cyrus

"If you're looking for love, know that love don't live here anymore. He left with my heart, they both walked through that door without me."

This is the song you blast in your car and plan revenge to. This is the song you blast in your earbuds as you work your butt off at the gym and think about how much hes gonna want that bod back once he sees it again. This is the song you blast as you sing  in the shower every morning before you face a world without him in it. This is your "I'm better off without him song." THIS is a dang good song. 

4. Best Thing I Never Had- Beyonce

"Your turned out to be the best thing I never had."

First of all, Beyonce is the queen so pretty much anything by her will make you feel better.

This song helps you to realize that he most likely was not as perfect as you thought. Think of his flaws. That ugly wrinkled shirt he wore all the time, the way he said "milk," his weird obsession with chess (nothing against chess). If you can't think of any flaws, well here's one, HE WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO BREAK UP WITH YOU. 

Once again,

Beyonce is the Queen.

5. Here I Go Again- White Snake

"Here I go again on my own, going down the only road I've ever known."

This is one of the greatest songs of all time.

Here you go again on your own, but guess what, you're sexy and you're single so GO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND FORGET BOYS!!!

They'll grow up some day ;)

where did all the crayons go?

Last night I dreamed in color 
but
woke up to black and white. 
 

red crayon boy.

You were the first red crayon to mark my paper. 
and oh you drew all over it. 
you did.
but i was just a kid.
everything was blue skies and blue birds and i wasnt worried one bit.
maybe i should have been
but maybe it wouldnt have been as great. 
i was confused
i didnt want to hurt
you or me
all i knew is i liked the feeling of you being a red crayon. 
but you were just a kid.
so you're not a red crayon anymore.
i wish you were.
but thats okay,
cause ill never forget the first mark you made on me
red crayon boy.

just some song suggestions

no words
&
smaller 
by
Erik Hassle

Listen to these two songs and you will surely have a good day.

Speakers like BRICKS

Speakers like BRICKS.

stacked just two feet in front of me.

and OH when the sound escaped them

it shook me,

as if it were in me.

It WAS in me. 

BODY to body.

too many to count

musk and dust and we were one for just one night

cause we all loved the same thing. 

PRESSED against the railing 

we were in FRONT.

I swear when I screamed, he looked.

he LOOKED.

every strum, true to the lyric that followed.

and I prayed the night would never end.

Speakers like BRICKS.

and I never took my eyes off him.

 

#stolen

 

"And in the end, you're worth even more covered in spray paint than when you were just a brick."

- ambivalential
http://ambivalential.blogspot.com/ 

Five simple steps to making sure the boy you like does not like you back.

Probably wondering why I chose this topic. 

Well this week as I was pondering what to write on, the thought of how stupid I had been earlier kept interfering with my train of thought. So I decided to write about that. 

How I deflect the boys I like. 

It's quite easy actually. 

1. OVERTHINK-
Make sure to overthink absolutely everything when you are with him. The way he's looking at you, the way he's standing, the way you're standing, what he's saying, what you're saying. Trust me, it works. Cause then it leads to step number two...

2. BECOME NERVOUS-
Now that you have begun to overthink, you will start to become nervous. It's natural. Now you will begin to panic. This is natural as well. You will begin to dread the moment he stops talking because then it is your turn and you are so nervous you can't even remember what he was talking about, better yet come up with an answer. This is when step three happens...

3. BLABBERING- 
Begin to say whatever comes to your mind first to fill the silence. Anything will suffice. Stories. Ya those usually work really well. By the end, he doesn't even remember what the point was and neither do you. He responds with a slight laugh and confused look and you respond with a louder laugh and a much too forced smile. Now that's a charmer.

4. WATCH FROM AFAR- 
Stare at him from a safe distance (ranging anywhere from 10ft to well as far away as you can get while still being able to identify him). Linger. And then right when he turns in your direction, turn your head and examine the nearest object with intense concentration, acting like you have been doing so the whole time. 
Wanna know a secret? 
He sees you every time,
and is probably scared, concerned, annoyed and/or flattered but creeped out at the same time.

5. FANTASIZE-
This step is very easy to accomplish. Most girls do it subconsciously... or it's just me that does it. If so, that's embarrassing... Anyways... You construct and dream of every perfect scenario with him. The perfect date, first kiss, second, third, and fourth kiss as well, your wedding, your 2 boys and 2 girls (all with names starting with the letter M), your perfect house on the coast of Oregon, and finally how you will grow old together and always love each other. 

After fantasizing you return to reality and find this is the opposite of what is happening. So you conclude that you must speak to him to make things change. As you approach him you begin to overthink, become nervous, blabber, watch from afar, and fantasize all over again until the fantasizing is about the extent of your relationship.

So there ya go! 

If you ever want to ensure that the boy you've been crushing on for years never likes you back just follow these steps. 

Let me know if it works :)

P.P.

so I ripped  the rearview mirror clean outta my car.
cause what's the point of looking back

when u already know what's behind you.

almost love.

Hesitant.

Only you make me this nervous 

But I think I make you nervous too.

Stolen glances. And I wonder,

I always wonder

I wonder and I wish

I wish and wonder

For what could happen 
if we didn't just stare at each other when the other isn't looking. 

But what's the point of wishing on stars that aren't there

Cause I'm tired of me wishing and you staring and us being

Nothing.

Nothing but what we were to begin with. 

And I I'm sick of sitting at the start line when the finish is waiting. 

I've been waiting 

And wishing

But I guess I should stop

I should stop

Thanks for the day dreams.

Ode to RJ

got this hat

can find me reppin it on.
well
any day really.

one day. stole it outta daddy's closet.
{im always stealin' stuff outta daddy's closet.}
and
well
been my faithful companion ever
since.

hidden.

dark circles and dread locks

no.

more like exposed.

honestly

well

my trademark.