Five songs that will make you feel better about stupid boys

 Disclaimer: heres a lil throw back to some timeless songs that will get you feelin good again. ALSO, im not always this dramatic ;D hehe xoxo

1. Beware- Big Sean


“You should beware, beware, beware of a woman with a broken heart.”
Well said Sean.
The Female species is a loving and compassionate kind, UNLESS of course you break their heart. You see, women have friends. Lots of them. And their friends don't like to see them sad. So really the song should say, "You should beware, beware, beware of a woman with a broken heart's friends, cause they gonna kill you." If you have ever come home and found your windows sopping with egg yoke, toilet paper gracefully draped across your trees, saran wrap pulled tightly around your car, and/or baseball sized holes in your windows... it most likely wasn't the girl you broke up with but her friends. She was probably sitting in her friend's car eating Ben and Jerris and laughing as she watched though.

2. Too Little Too Late- JoJo


“It’s just too little too late, a little too wrong, and I can’t wait. You know all the right things to say, you know it’s just too little too late.”
Now this is your run-around-the-house-singing-along-at-the-top-of-your-lungs song.  Trust me, it is relieving. Not much to say other than that.

3. Someone Else- Miley Cyrus



"If you're looking for love, know that love don't live here anymore. He left with my heart, they both walked through that door without me."
This is the song you blast in your car and plan revenge to. This is the song you blast in your earbuds as you work your butt off at the gym and think about how much hes gonna want that bod back once he sees it again. This is the song you blast as you sing  in the shower every morning before you face a world without him in it. This is your "I'm better off without him song." THIS is a dang good song. 

4. Best Thing I Never Had- Beyonce


"Your turned out to be the best thing I never had."
First of all, Beyonce is the queen so pretty much anything by her will make you feel better.
This song helps you to realize that he most likely was not as perfect as you thought. Think of his flaws. That ugly wrinkled shirt he wore all the time, the way he said "milk," his weird obsession with chess (nothing against chess). If you can't think of any flaws, well here's one, HE WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO BREAK UP WITH YOU. 
Once again,
Beyonce is the Queen.

5. Here I Go Again- White Snake



"Here I go again on my own, going down the only road I've ever known."
This is one of the greatest songs of all time.
Here you go again on your own, but guess what, you're sexy and you're single so GO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND FORGET BOYS!!!
They'll grow up some day ;)

4 comments:

  1. oooh jojo what a throwback
    really great song suggestions!

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  2. Too Little Too Late is such a throwback for me. My older sister used to always blast it from her room way back when it came out haha. Reminds me of right before we moved houses

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