1. Beware- Big Sean
“You should beware, beware,
beware of a woman with a broken heart.”
Well said Sean.
The Female species is a
loving and compassionate kind, UNLESS of course you break their heart. You see,
women have friends. Lots of them. And their friends don't like to see them sad.
So really the song should say, "You should beware, beware, beware of a
woman with a broken heart's friends, cause they gonna kill you." If you have
ever come home and found your windows sopping with egg yoke, toilet paper
gracefully draped across your trees, saran wrap pulled tightly around your car,
and/or baseball sized holes in your windows... it most likely wasn't the girl
you broke up with but her friends. She was probably sitting in her friend's car
eating Ben and Jerris and laughing as she watched though.
2. Too Little Too Late- JoJo
“It’s just too little too
late, a little too wrong, and I can’t wait. You know all the right things to
say, you know it’s just too little too late.”
Now this is your
run-around-the-house-singing-along-at-the-top-of-your-lungs song. Trust
me, it is relieving. Not much to say other than that.
3. Someone Else- Miley Cyrus
"If you're looking for
love, know that love don't live here anymore. He left with my heart, they both
walked through that door without me."
This is the song you blast
in your car and plan revenge to. This is the song you blast in your earbuds as
you work your butt off at the gym and think about how much hes gonna want that
bod back once he sees it again. This is the song you blast as you sing in
the shower every morning before you face a world without him in it. This is
your "I'm better off without him song." THIS is a dang good
song.
4. Best Thing I Never Had- Beyonce
"Your turned out to be
the best thing I never had."
First of all, Beyonce is the
queen so pretty much anything by her will make you feel better.
This song helps you to
realize that he most likely was not as perfect as you thought. Think of his
flaws. That ugly wrinkled shirt he wore all the time, the way he said
"milk," his weird obsession with chess (nothing against chess). If
you can't think of any flaws, well here's one, HE WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO BREAK UP
WITH YOU.
Once again,
Beyonce is the Queen.
5. Here I Go Again- White Snake
"Here I go again on my
own, going down the only road I've ever known."
This is one of the greatest
songs of all time.
Here you go again on your
own, but guess what, you're sexy and you're single so GO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND
FORGET BOYS!!!
They'll grow up some day ;)
oooh jojo what a throwback
ReplyDeletereally great song suggestions!
I'm in love with this, haha
ReplyDeleteHAHA the first one is money
ReplyDeleteToo Little Too Late is such a throwback for me. My older sister used to always blast it from her room way back when it came out haha. Reminds me of right before we moved houses
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